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Archive for the 'just for laughs' Category

Things that make you go…

Saturday, February 2

… hmm.
“Shoooow me the mooooney!!!”

You are the World
Completion, Good Reward.
The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion.
The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and [...]

More Than Words?

Monday, January 7

A song that’s been on repeat on my iPod for the past couple of weeks has been Apologize, by Timbaland featuring OneRepublic. It’s one of those ‘love lost’ lamentations. Would be a good breakup song, if I needed one. Haha!
I realised that we probably all have a soppy-ass breakup song which we listened to over [...]

It’s all true!

Tuesday, June 26

I was just amusing myself messing around with Blogthings, checking out all sorts of test. Blogthings says that:
- if I was one of the X-Men, I’d be Storm
- I’m only 53% Capricorn (the other 47% metal pig?)
- I should rule Mars
I even consulted the Underwear Oracle who says that my lucky underwear colour is blue [...]

"Honey, I shrunk the kids."

Thursday, April 19

Five little words you don’t really want to hear:
“There’s something you should know.”
“Dear, we have to talk.”
“It’s not you – it’s me.”
“She’s just an old friend.”
“You’ll never guess what happened…”

30something

Thursday, April 12

This is the second time that this e-mail has been sent to me – perhaps a cruel reminder that I’m racking up the candles on the cake – but even the second time around it made me laugh, and I thought of my best gal pals who are all over thirty. So ladies, here’s to [...]

The real story of Little Red Riding Hood

Thursday, February 22

While we’re on the subject…
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to visit Grandma as usual. Decked out in her signature red outfit, she threw on her little red cloak, pulled the little red hood over her head, and headed out through the woods.
As she was skipping along merrily in her little red shoes, [...]

Holy guacamole, Batman!

Tuesday, October 24

Physiognomy – interpreting a person’s character from their facial and body form – is a common form of divination. As is palmistry, where the lines and shapes of the hand and fingers are supposedly indicative of an individual’s path in life.Apparently, moles have tales to tell too. I’m talking about the small (well, mostly) pigmented [...]

Working in Singapore

Thursday, August 24

I wish.
It was a 2-minute day (as Mr Boo would say).

Of Restless Chickens and Audacious Spiders

Saturday, August 12

A friend had lent me a couple of Far Side books and as I was reading them earlier tonight, chuckling to myself and sometimes laughing out loud, I recalled an, er… alternative… version of a childhood nursery rhyme which another friend had recited to me many years ago, which also made me laugh. Here it [...]

Peter Crouch can do anything!

Friday, June 30

This year’s ESPYS, hosted by Lance Armstrong, will be on July 16. They should have a category for Best All-Rounder, for which England footballer Peter Crouch would get my vote. The man’s a sporting wonder!

32 categories are being contested in the 2006 ESPYS. Click here to vote. Voting ends at midnight (ET), July 9.